im having a threesome with these popsicles
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
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i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
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were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
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