Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
honey bunches of taint.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
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i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
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I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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