you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
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It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
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Male strippers are involved. You are coming
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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