is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
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I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
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So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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