I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
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They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
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It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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