so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
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I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
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You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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