also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
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Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
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He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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