We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
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i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
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They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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