Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
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So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
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blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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