Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
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I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
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The air was thick with penises
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
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