she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
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I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
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He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
My life is pants optional.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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