I was born with a shot glass in my hand
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
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So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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