is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
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The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
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So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
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