i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
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There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
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She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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