Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
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I cut my penus on the lid.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
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Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
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