Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
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Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
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Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.â€
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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