i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
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I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
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Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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