butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
That's when you crack a 10am beer
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non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
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You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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