I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
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My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
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they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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