so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
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Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
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you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
Randomize