So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
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I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
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Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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