he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
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He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
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I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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