He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
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Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
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He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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