Where is the hickey?
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
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he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
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People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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