allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
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he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
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Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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