He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
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His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
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my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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