What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
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This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
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You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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