Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
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Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
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Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
...
Exactly.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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