I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Swine flu. Run for my life!
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
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Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
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At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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