What a fucking waste of an outfit
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
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I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
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He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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