yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
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Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
did i walk over a car last night?
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
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Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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