WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
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#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
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When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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