do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
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I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
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So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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