plz talk dirty to me
Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
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I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
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Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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