so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
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If this party got busted it would be an improvement
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
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she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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