I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
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And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
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'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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