I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
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His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
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Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
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They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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