So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Randomize