He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
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Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
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I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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