I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
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Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
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I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
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