the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
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the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
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You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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