Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I wish my penis had an off switch
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
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You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
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Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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