Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
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Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
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Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
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