no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
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Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
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Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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