You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
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Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
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No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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