i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
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I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
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We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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