we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
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i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
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Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I just gargled with NyQuil
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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