Tell her she can't have a vagina
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
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I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
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Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Randomize