yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
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I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
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I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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