? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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