Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
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I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
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It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
My bed smells like the plague
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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